He plucked a plump, crimson jewel from one of his leafy children. Between his snowy fingers sat a delicate, miniature tomato. I was certain that the sultry fruit had not been there a moment before, but had failed to catch it swell to ripeness before my eyes.
“We’ll be having tomato tarts for lunch,” he said with a most deserved air of pride.
-An excerpt from Sewage In The Bloodline
In my own humble attempt to make tangible the world of “Sewage In The Bloodline”, my upcoming novel series, I am presenting recipes for various meals enjoyed in the books. This time, I’d like to offer up a version of the Tomato Tartlette featured therein.
As usual, I will be employing the assistance of a trusted friend, as fires tend to break out when I’m in the kitchen.
Ingredients
- Plum Tomatos
- White Cheddar Cheese (I’ll be using goat cheddar)
- Shredded Parmesan
- Puff Pastry Shells
- Fresh Thyme
I decided to use pre-made pastry shells. These pictured below are Pepperidge Farm Puff Pastry Shells, which require you to heat your oven to 475 degrees and cook for 18-20 minutes.
While the pastry shells are cooking, start halving your tomatos,
like so. Cut away the rounded ends as well so they sit better in their shells.
When your pastry shells have reached a golden brown, cut away the tops.
Next, place a slice of cheddar inside.
Then a tomato half.
Sprinkle parmesan on top, and a touch of thyme for garnish if you like.
Warm the assembled tartlettes for 15 minutes, enough time to let the cheese melt and tomato warm.
Behold, the finished product!
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Ваше приветствие
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You’re welcome
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You are quite welcome Terrence, and thank you so much for your readership.
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Thank you, I’m glad you enjoyed this recipe!
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and thank you for reading!
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ñïñ çà èíôó!!
You flatter me!
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You are genuinely welcome Mark. I hope you’ll try this recipe on your own and tell us about the results!
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Hi there.
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hello!!
Hello Bruce, glad to hear from you again!
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Girl, why you gotta play me like that?
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ñïñ.
You mean these guys?
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Bradley, I hardly think that’s appropriate language in mixed company. The use of the accent grave in “ça” here feels largely unnecessary.
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Oh Scott, you’re so much more than welcome! I know you’ll put your own twist on this little recipe and I can’t wait to sample the results!
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If you don’t like tomatoes I see no reason you couldn’t devise a substitute. Play around with it and find what pleases your own taste buds Andre!
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I think mini filo shells would work wonderfully for this, just keep an eye on them in the oven to make sure the cheese doesn’t melt over too much.
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Thank you Joshua, I’m glad you enjoyed it! I can almost see you licking the screen with a contented look upon your freckled face!
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Thank you sir! Would I be incorrect in presuming you to be Lord Admiral Nelson? I knew you didn’t die in Trafalgar!
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ñïñ!!
Under the shade of the tupidanthus, I hear your voice sing out to me, Marco for God sakes pull your pants up,that’s a house plant!
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ñïàñèáî çà èíôó!!
I believe Jennifer Aniston also holds the Guinness world record for the longest sustained flatulent. During the entire run of Friends, a series of special fans and strategically placed microphones had to be employed to accommodate the other cast and crew.
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áëàãîäàðñòâóþ!
Thank you for the offer Cecil, and I’m sure your sister is charming, but my tastes in women are rather exacting, and do not include external oesophagi.
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Thanks for cleaning up the vomit from last night. I don’t know what got into me, but I imagine you do.
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You’re so very welcome! But that’s not all, if you read now we’ll include Time Life Record’s “Sounds of The 70′s” A veritable hit parade of overused television sound effects from your favorite sitcoms!
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Really, I am that.
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I can only give you the advice, but you must put it into practice my child.
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And liable to get even better!
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Well, that would explain the pain in my back then.
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Leonard! Please don’t go around spreading that kind of smut on my respectable site!
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Well, good enough I suppose.
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And while were at it, here’s some more: Beware the Jabberwock my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! It all seems like good fun till you wake up wearing your intestines as a necklace.
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Thank you Jorge. It was good to see you last night. I hardly recognised you without the clown make-up, but I fully support your decision to live as a real hobo rather than just portraying one at the circus.
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A quizzical response. I’m not sure I agree with it, but I’ll certainly say that I do, I could use the PR boost.
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Пожалуйста!
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I hadn’t noticed it before but I believe you are right! This article does have strong literary allusions to both Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Country!
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For sure!
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Isn’t it though, isn’t it!
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And thank you for fighting off those sex starved strippers last night in the parking lot! I’m glad you had that tire iron handy!
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No tnx 2 you for not uzing ugly old H,A,K or S in a ¢nce. I 8 #ow overuzed doze letterz R!
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ñïàñèáî çà èíôó.
Yes, it’s common practice for mermaids to ride side saddle, but I suppose all aquatic creatures might adopt the same technique.
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